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*cumberbatch voice* teach me your ways, oh wise one.

*moriarty voice* i will manipulate the friendship out of you

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

shavingryansprivates:

zarrywho:

oh

IM SO SORRY

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

grantaires-liver replied to your post: grantaires-liver replied to your post: candy and…

*soft(ish) yodeling* yooou are- how the hell did you get italics?

*aggressive opera-style yelling* i am magical

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

yugoslavic:

ohsunfury:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

i bet its because of my fanfics xD

i bet its not

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like