sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
"Which is annoying."
i made my family move here for the aesthetic
adam young’s Instagram is a spiritual journey
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.