*cumberbatch voice* teach me your ways, oh wise one.
*moriarty voice* i will manipulate the friendship out of you
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
*soft(ish) yodeling* yooou are- how the hell did you get italics?
*aggressive opera-style yelling* i am magical
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
How would I know if something was up with you?
You wouldn’t, but I would tell you if you asked me. Return the favor?
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like